Teacher Knows Best.

So in one of my classes, I have a teacher that is the type of personality where she is never wrong. That's an issue by itself, but I've taken the liberty of writing down some of the things we have learned in this class:
1) A thesaurus is where you look up antonyms and.... syntonyms.
2) Kids from the states of New York and Vermont have never seen a cow before.
3) People with smaller vocabularies are not as smart as people with large vocabularies.
4) The i Pad will help children learn their colors and numbers. (as opposed to parents and real life?)
5) "You probably don't know what this is, but..."
6) Mitt Romney pays 13% tithing.
7) When someone gives you a wedding gift, and at their wedding you give a gift back, that's called "recipuhcating".
8) The Decloration of Independence was what the Founding Fathers signed.
9) Atlanta is a city where again?
10) "Hope for Esmeranda" was a famous novel that changed the world.
11) If you score in the 87th percentile, that means that 87 out of 100 kids did better than you.
12) An orthodontist is a doctor who can prescribe you glasses.
13) "Oh, you guys don't read the paper!"
14) Jane Eyre was a famous woman's author.
15) One of the measures of central tendency is the medium.
16) There are many required requirements to pass this class.