This week was perfectly summed up with:
This was my last week in Special Ed, and I'm sad it is done.
Day 31. President's Day! And, luckily, I did not have to go to work that day. I was able to stay home and take care of my sick husband.
Day 32. While practicing our counting in kindergarten, I had the children listen and place their candy hearts on the number I told them. One boy was not listening, so I reminded him that he should put his candy heart on the number 6. He ignored me, but after about the third time I told him to he yelled, "JUST THINK WITH YOUR BRAIN IT'S RIGHT HERE!" .......... needless to say his candy got taken away.
Day 33. In 4th grade math, we've had some issues with showing our work while doing our problems. That is coincidental, because we've also had some problems getting above a 50% on most of our assignments. One girl cranked out a 10 question assignment in about 5 minutes, and came to turn it in. I looked, and there was no work. I said, "Umm, where's your work?" "Oh, it was easy, I did it in my head." "Ok, but I'm going to grade it right now." I graded it online, and when the report printed out she got 0 out of 6 correct. She looks at it and says, "Oh, how did I get a 0?" I just about flipped my lid. I turned around to her and said, "Do not expect a good grade if you are not going to put the time or work into an assignment. You know that!" She said, "Oh, oh yeah."
(Note: She turned in the same assignment the next day to Ms. Blair without changing anything, and tried to get away with it when she got a 0 again. I almost ripped my hair out.)
Day 34. In a spelling test, the normal words are worth 10% and the challenge words are worth 5%. If you miss a challenge word, it doesn't affect your score, but it can make up for a word you miss. One of the girls missed 2 of the challenge words and got 110% on her spelling test. She burst into tears, and cried for a good 20 minutes before Mrs. Geyer noticed. She said, "Why are you crying?" "I-I-I m-m-m-misssssssssed t-t-t-t-two w-w-w-w-w-w-words on m-m-m-my test!" And the tears came flowing even more. Mrs. Geyer looked at the test, and said, "You got 110% on your test!" "Y-y-y-yeah, but I missed t-t-two words!" There was no consolation.
Day 35. So in order to understand this story, you need to know the personalities of 2 of the students:
-A girl who is so competitive that any time we compliment another student she says, "What about me?" or "I helped!" or "I thought of that too!" or... you get the idea.
-A boy who does whatever it takes to get out of doing his work. He's needed to call his mom at least once a week because he feels so sick (math is right after recess and he won't take off his sweatshirt, so I say not until he cools down). If he gets 10 problems done in 45 minutes, it's a good day.
So, on Friday this boy was asking if he could go to the bathroom. He was allowed to right at the beginning of class, but asked probably 4 more times. He also got up to blow his nose 6 or 7 times, without having any kind of cold. The last time he did, I finally said, "You know, you are the BEST at stalling doing your work! You have done 3 problems in half an hour, and have gotten up 7 times to blow your nose." He knew he was busted, but then one of the girls said, "What about me? Am I the best?" I started laughing, and said, "Umm, that's not something you want to be the best at." Clearly, she only heard "best".
This week was definitely trying, but I hope everyone realizes that these stories cracked me up, even if they don't sound like it. It's so bizarre to get into these kids' heads and try to figure out what they're saying and why they do these things. It's definitely something I expected in teaching.
Tomorrow- 1st grade!
Day 31. President's Day! And, luckily, I did not have to go to work that day. I was able to stay home and take care of my sick husband.
Day 32. While practicing our counting in kindergarten, I had the children listen and place their candy hearts on the number I told them. One boy was not listening, so I reminded him that he should put his candy heart on the number 6. He ignored me, but after about the third time I told him to he yelled, "JUST THINK WITH YOUR BRAIN IT'S RIGHT HERE!" .......... needless to say his candy got taken away.
Day 33. In 4th grade math, we've had some issues with showing our work while doing our problems. That is coincidental, because we've also had some problems getting above a 50% on most of our assignments. One girl cranked out a 10 question assignment in about 5 minutes, and came to turn it in. I looked, and there was no work. I said, "Umm, where's your work?" "Oh, it was easy, I did it in my head." "Ok, but I'm going to grade it right now." I graded it online, and when the report printed out she got 0 out of 6 correct. She looks at it and says, "Oh, how did I get a 0?" I just about flipped my lid. I turned around to her and said, "Do not expect a good grade if you are not going to put the time or work into an assignment. You know that!" She said, "Oh, oh yeah."
(Note: She turned in the same assignment the next day to Ms. Blair without changing anything, and tried to get away with it when she got a 0 again. I almost ripped my hair out.)
Day 34. In a spelling test, the normal words are worth 10% and the challenge words are worth 5%. If you miss a challenge word, it doesn't affect your score, but it can make up for a word you miss. One of the girls missed 2 of the challenge words and got 110% on her spelling test. She burst into tears, and cried for a good 20 minutes before Mrs. Geyer noticed. She said, "Why are you crying?" "I-I-I m-m-m-misssssssssed t-t-t-t-two w-w-w-w-w-w-words on m-m-m-my test!" And the tears came flowing even more. Mrs. Geyer looked at the test, and said, "You got 110% on your test!" "Y-y-y-yeah, but I missed t-t-two words!" There was no consolation.
Day 35. So in order to understand this story, you need to know the personalities of 2 of the students:
-A girl who is so competitive that any time we compliment another student she says, "What about me?" or "I helped!" or "I thought of that too!" or... you get the idea.
-A boy who does whatever it takes to get out of doing his work. He's needed to call his mom at least once a week because he feels so sick (math is right after recess and he won't take off his sweatshirt, so I say not until he cools down). If he gets 10 problems done in 45 minutes, it's a good day.
So, on Friday this boy was asking if he could go to the bathroom. He was allowed to right at the beginning of class, but asked probably 4 more times. He also got up to blow his nose 6 or 7 times, without having any kind of cold. The last time he did, I finally said, "You know, you are the BEST at stalling doing your work! You have done 3 problems in half an hour, and have gotten up 7 times to blow your nose." He knew he was busted, but then one of the girls said, "What about me? Am I the best?" I started laughing, and said, "Umm, that's not something you want to be the best at." Clearly, she only heard "best".
This week was definitely trying, but I hope everyone realizes that these stories cracked me up, even if they don't sound like it. It's so bizarre to get into these kids' heads and try to figure out what they're saying and why they do these things. It's definitely something I expected in teaching.
Tomorrow- 1st grade!












